BUY, BUY, BUY THIS WINE!

Everyone should get this wine. Even those who don't think they like Chardonnay. Smelling of freshly cut melon mixed with butter as Night Scented Stock drifts by on the warm night air. Drinking of Andean streams, cascading through meadows past the cattle tending granddaughters of fleeing Nazi children. If you like that sort of thing. If not, then consider it for what it is: a bloody bonza wine that costs four pounds twenty nine.

Co-op Chilean Chardonnay: £4.29
Remarkable value wine that I've mentioned before which just keeps getting better. Get some before it goes the other way. Best served bollockingly cold anywhere with anything or nothing.